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Achievements

Postby Mick Red » 2:36pm on 31 Oct 11

Pete once suggested the idea of club achievements.... here is a starting list.... feel free to add others... and put them in your signiture :)

Also, Achievements.

•Arse Like A Japanese Flag: have a curry at the Akash
•Harry Redknapp'd: be a Pompey Crew member, leave the Pompey Crew, and then join again
•The Toad: obey a command from Mick without first thinking WTF?
•Pompey Social: attend a Pompey Crew social
•Pompey Social 99: attend a Pompey Crew social while wearing an ice cream cone fancy dress costume
•Crash At Mick's: get so drunk during a Sunday game that you have to stay over at Mick's place
•Weak: run a **** game; this might be a hard Achievement to unlock since the Pompey Crew are so **** metal
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Re: Achievments

Postby mr toad » 2:51pm on 31 Oct 11

•Spend a Penny: have Mick tell you on more than one occasion about a 'Penny for my thoughts' story
•Con'ed: Put your name down to be at a con or buy a t-shirt and then not pay the money
•Ripped a new one: Have Indie Ric slate a game you have spend hours prepping
•ALsome: Run a game at the club with only a blank piece of paper and a pencil
•Safety in Numbers: Bring a friend to the club


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Re: Achievments

Postby Pete » 3:25pm on 31 Oct 11

Yo!

  • Pass The Arse Gravy : Buy an expensive RPG, realise it's rubbish, give it away gratis.
  • The Jonny Gray Maneuver : When a close family member or good buddy asks if he/she can play in your game, slam the door in their face! :P
  • The Jonny Gray's Brother Maneuver : Say you're coming to a gaming sesh, then bail with some weak excuse like "my car broke+zor!" :lol:
  • Make Mine A Guinness : Buy your GM/facilitator a beer/soda/whatever at a con.
  • The Third Troll : Troll in a thread and then act all innocent like butter wouldn't melt :P
  • Broken! : Play in any icebreaker game at IndieCon.
Also, some footie punditry: I know it's only the end of October, but you've gotta reckon Tottenham are on for a top four finish. Their form has been superb so far. Redknapp has assembled an outstanding team there. Don't be fooled by Newcastle's good start: they've had an easy fixture list up until now, and they're going to fade away, mark my words. Also, hasn't the Championship been good value so far this year: it's very competitive, very competitive. Southampton are looking really good, definite contenders for promotion.

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Re: Achievments

Postby Pete » 3:29pm on 31 Oct 11

mr toad wrote:•ALsome: Run a game at the club with only a blank piece of paper and a pencil

You know, I once tried to run a game of Dogs in the Vineyard at the Pompey Crew using beermats for character sheets, but the Pompey Crew was too darn weak for that and made me run across the road to print out character sheets at the internet cafe.

I dunno, Al gets a whole+zor Achievement named after him for being minimalistic, and all I've got in the four years since that seminal beermat moment is rich heapings of abuse.

:cry:

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Re: Achievments

Postby Mick Red » 3:30pm on 31 Oct 11

Southampton are looking really good, definite contenders for promotion.


Just earnt the trolled ach right there and in response FU pete
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Re: Achievments

Postby mr toad » 3:31pm on 31 Oct 11

Pete wrote:
I dunno, Al gets a whole+zor Achievement named after him for being minimalistic, and all I've got in the four years since that seminal beermat moment is rich heapings of abuse.


That's because his games are good.

Not really! I love you Pete don't go away again plox!

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Re: Achievments

Postby mr toad » 3:32pm on 31 Oct 11

Mick Red wrote:
Southampton are looking really good, definite contenders for promotion.


Just earnt the trolled ach right there and in response FU pete


Ah subtlety the mother of all internet arguments.
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Re: Achievments

Postby Mick Red » 3:53pm on 31 Oct 11

Dead and Buried - Disappear from sight ignoring all attempts by friends to contact you to see if your ok

Gash Tats - Obtain a totally **** tattoo

Prick me baby one more time - Allow Phillippa to pierce some part of your body while pissed

Fundraiser - Raise cash for a good cause by doing something stupid

Hello Sailor - Kiss another club member of the same sex at a Pompey social fuelled by rum
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Re: Achievements

Postby ianm1981 » 4:57pm on 31 Oct 11

All appropriate (and inappropriate) achievements have now been added as per micks request, thus earning me "the Toad" by default.
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Achievements Earned: Arse Like A Japanese Flag, Harry Redknapp'd, The Toad, Pompey Social, Spend a Penny, Make Mine A Guinness, Broken!, Prick me baby one more time, Hello Sailor, Do-do-do. It's conga night for sure
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Achievements

Postby Shane » 5:17pm on 31 Oct 11

Informed judgement: play a game after Mick has declared it wank.

What have the Romans ever done for us?: slate someone who brought one or more games to a club session for not bringing the one you want to play.
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Re: Achievements

Postby Kaiserjez » 5:22pm on 31 Oct 11

Dedication's what you need: Travel for more than 2 hours each way just to get a game in at the club.
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Pompey Crew Achievements; Arse Like A Japanese Flag, Harry Redknapp'd, Pompey Social, Crash At Mick's, Spend a Penny, Safety in Numbers, Pass The Arse Gravy, The Jonny Gray's Brother Maneuver, Make Mine A Guinness, The Third Troll, Broken!, Gash Tats, Hello Sailor, Informed judgement, Dedication's what you need, The Fly, It's not trolling if..., Thundercats! Ho!
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Re: Achievements

Postby mr toad » 5:29pm on 31 Oct 11

  • Annoyingly Mick is always right - Play a game after Mick has declared it wank. Then find out it was indeed wank.
  • Simply Shane - Just be called by your real name rather than having a childish nickname (on the forums or at the club)

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Re: Achievements

Postby Al » 5:54pm on 31 Oct 11

Daddy, Daddy there's a dead man in the bathroom - drink a bad pint and cuddle the porcelain teddybear for comfort in the morning
Pete says ..... - say something once, then get quoted out of context forever more, preferably whilst called by the wrong name
Summon Log-Sogoth - come dangerously close to sinking Hoburne Naish
Stanislavski - look up from a game to a sea of stunned faces and realise that one MAY have got a little carried away
Alanomics: the less you spend, the more you save.
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Re: Achievements

Postby mr toad » 5:55pm on 31 Oct 11

Al wrote:Daddy, Daddy there's a dead man in the bathroom - drink a bad pint and cuddle the porcelain teddybear for comfort in the morning


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Achievements

Postby Scott Dorward » 6:21pm on 31 Oct 11

Al wrote:Stanislavski - look up from a game to a sea of stunned faces and realise that one MAY have got a little carried away

You mean this doesn't happen to everyone? :oops:
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